While I'm on the subject of smells this week, there are more curious, offending smells we often run into while working in the wine shop. Today, we talk about the crop duster. A crop duster is a plane that takes off into the sky and spreads insecticides or fertilizers or whatever else over the crops by spraying it out of the plane.
If you don't know what this term "crop dusting" means as a slang to describe an action by someone on the ground, this is someone whose stomach may be off and leaves a trail of offending odor behind them all over the store. We, as the retail store worker, may accidentally walk into one of these trails. It hits you like a Mac truck.
Oh no! Where is that coming from? And, why does my whole aisle smell like that?
You don't always identify the crop duster. They never stand in one place. They keep moving and spreading their noxious fumes everywhere. You can only hope that the offender gets what they need quickly and gets the hell out of the store!
Wow, I've sunk to a whole new level here. Laugh a lot? Tell people why they should read me here.
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