Wednesday, October 9, 2013

I Think I'm the Wine Manager




Phone Rings.

Me: "How can I help you?"

Customer on Phone: Do you have any 4-packs of Yellow Tail Chardonnay or Pinot Grigio?"

Me: "Yes.  I do.  I have Chardonnay for X price and..."

Customer on Phone:  Cutting me off.  "Do you have Pinot Grigio?  That's a grape, too, you know."

Me:  "Really?  I am familiar with that.  I am the Wine Manager, you know."

Phone calls are great because I can roll my eyes and mouth curse words at you when you are acting like an idiot and you can't see me. 

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