There are always occasions where people want a wine for the label and not for the wine. The bridal shower poem is the most popular. Women ask for wines that can connect with first kiss, first house, first kid, etc, you get the idea. Then there are people looking for birthday/anniversary labels that show a number, a cake, says birthday, etc.
My favorite is the gag gift. You get invited to a 50th birthday, and the invitation insists on no gifts, so the birthday person usually gets gag gifts. This is when I have to recite out loud, by heart all the "funny" labels".
Bitch
Sweet Bitch
Fat Bastard
Il Bastardo
Il Bastarda
Naked on Roller Skates
Passion had Red Lips
Fisticuffs
The Velvet Devil
Boom Boom Syrah
Old Fart
Arrogant Bastard (beer)
The Ball Buster
Monogamy
PromisQous
Kung-Fu Girl
Mad Housewife
Redneck Red
Bully Hill
Plungerhead
Big Ass (insert grape here)
Cheap Red/White Wine
Expensive
Boarding Pass
Santa's Little Helper
Running with Scissors
Fifty Shades of Grey
Naked
Simply Naked
Cycle Buff Beauty
Layer Cake
Cupcake
Two Left Feet
Customer: "You don't have anything with the word Birthday on it?"
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