The Ladies Man

We get all types at the store, but the guy that makes me roll my eyes around the most is 
"The Ladies Man."  

This is the guy who approaches a team member and says,

"I want to get something the Laaaaadies will like."

And, yes, this happens A LOT!

Now, when they say that to me, I bring them right over to my high-end wine box to show them what a real lady likes.   But, that's not what they want and definitely can't afford.  The Ladies Man stereotypes women as sweet wine drinking whores.  And, I mean whores, because The Ladies Man is looking to get some action when he presents this all powerful swill to the female target he is looking to score with. It's as if this magic elixir will somehow make his target see past what a scurvy perv he really is.

"Sweet thing, can I buy you a fish sandwich?"  Because that goes well with Moscato after all.

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