Thursday, August 29, 2013

Roberto



His mother is Italian and his Father is German and he moved here when he was young.  He was not attractive, rarely showered and his clothes were always messy and wrinkled.  If I didn’t know any better I would say he was homeless.  He was always late making all of us crazy.  Every day he would always offer to get everyone coffee mid-day just so he could get out of there.  These trips were always about 30 minutes long in NYC where coffee shops are on every corner.

Roberto was full-time in The Store and his job was to handle the walk-in customers.  All the pretty women were subjected to his drooling and fawning all over them while the men were ignored.  His wine knowledge was beginner.  He knew what everything tasted like, but he couldn’t tell you a damn thing about the winery.

Every day, we opened 2 bottles for the customers to sample in the Store.  Roberto usually single-handedly was responsible for consuming more than 50% of each bottle.  Every time a customer came in to sample, he would pour one for the customer and one for him.  He did this every day.  One could argue that he did this so that the customer wasn’t drinking alone, but I’m fairly certain he was just a lush.

He was always getting in trouble with Gertrude.  He reported directly to her.  Nothing he did or said was good enough in her eyes.  Sometimes he deserved it, but most of the time he was just the whipping boy. 

He was always asked by Boss to personally serve him lunch when he was entertaining other Italian speaking guests.  Boss never asked the Sales People to perform this function and it’s probably a good thing since all he wanted was a waiter anyway. 

He was finally promoted to Salesperson after over 2 years there.  I heard he didn’t last long.  Boss asked him to go to another country and do some business and I heard he screwed up big time.  Never send a drunkard on his own to a country popular for tequila and expect him to be on time, dressed and on his best behavior.

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